> Wall Street vulture who survived 9/11 by dropping his kid at kindergarten for the first time ever
> while 658 of his employees got vaporized upstairs > Rebuilt Cantor Fitzgerald into a personal piggy bank, allegedly pocketing chunks of the 9/11 insurance payout while families fought for scraps > Next-door neighbor to Epstein on East 71st, bought the adjoining mansion cheap from Wexner-linked trusts, ran joint ventures with the pedo until at least 2014 > Flew the whole family including wife, four kids, nannies to Little St. James for a "family lunch" in 2012, years after Epstein's conviction > Sister was a "Founding Citizen" of Ghislaine Maxwell's scam TerraMar—a real tight-knit crew > Zero gag reflex, spends every TV hit fellating Trump harder than a Mar-a-Lago waitress chasing tips > Turned Cantor into Tether's favorite laundry service, custodies billions in shady stablecoin reserves despite allegations of terrorist financing > short and bald, just an all-around awful look > Pumps Bitcoin treasury scams and crypto SPACs with SoftBank, all while playing Commerce Secretary and threatening tariffs that juice his own book > turned Cantor into a walking conflict of interest, puts his sons with zero real experience in charge > laughs hysterically any time 9/11 is mentioned, claims it was a “tragedy”