You Do Not, Under Any Circumstances, Gotta Hand It To Chief Justice RobertsDitto for Barrett and Gorsuch.No cheers for Chief Justice Roberts! After Friday’s tariff ruling, the usual suspects chimed in to glaze the three conservatives who ruled that Trump can’t impose a constantly shifting tariff regime based on whichever country he’s trying to stick up on a given day. Adam Liptak, chief legal affairs correspondent at the New York Times called it “a declaration of independence,” congratulating the “controlled, cerebral chief justice” for staring down “the biting, brazen president.” Times opinion columnist David French suggested that Learning Resources v. Trump “may prove to be the most important Supreme Court decision this century.” “On this day the presidency is stuffed back into its box. On this day the separation of powers prevails. And on this day the Constitution holds,” he gushed. Over at the Wall Street Journal, the Editorial Board celebrated the “monumental vindication of the Constitution’s separation of powers,” winking that “You might call it the real tariff Liberation Day.” Only George Will at the Washington Post tempered his criticism. While lauding the ruling as a “defibrillator to Congress,” he chided conservatives for “something the court has been dilatory about elaborating and timid about enforcing: a nondelegation doctrine.” Please, Mister Manly Chief Justice, enforce your made-up “major questions doctrine” harder! No doubt the Chief Justice appreciates the lovefest, but his adoring fans should take a breath. Trump’s claim that he can shout “Emergency!” and steal Congress’s tariff power was stupid a year ago when the first challenges were filed. It was stupid in May, when a three-judge panel of the Court of International Trade declared them unlawful, for the exact same reasons just reached by the Supreme Court. It was stupid in August when the Federal Circuit agreed, but sent it back to the trial court to figure out what the hell to do after SCOTUS blew up nationwide injunctions in Trump v. CASA. And it was stupid in September when the Supreme Court granted cert, effectively staying the CIT’s injunction and allowing Trump to collect the illegal levies. At any point, the justices could have put a stop to this nonsense. But, faced with the choice to tell the president “no” in the first instance or let him steal hundreds of billions of dollars, Chief Justice Roberts said, “Eh, let’s go with door number two. Seems like the safer option.” American taxpayers footed the bill for this fecklessness, as importers passed the cost on to consumers. And because the justices dithered, presumably to let Justice Kavanaugh polish his 63-page turd of a dissent, the meter kept running for four months.
After the opinion came down Friday, Trump gave a rambling press conference, in which he called the majority justices “lap dogs for the RINOs and the radical left Democrats” and praised Kavanaugh, “whose stock has gone so up, you have to see, I’m so proud of him.” There was also a lengthy airing of his fantasy of being kissed by a steel worker. Trump: "'President, I'd love to kiss you' -- this is a very powerful man. I don't want to be kissed my that man. But a very powerful, strong man ... he said, 'Sir, I want to kiss you so badly.' And I said, 'No thank you.'" Fri, 20 Feb 2026 18:58:14 GMT The president did say one rational thing, though, in response to a question about whether the Treasury will issue refunds to companies that paid the tariffs. “They take months and months to write an opinion and they don’t even discuss that point,” he groused. “Wouldn’t you think they would have put one sentence in there saying that keep the money or don’t keep the money, right? I guess it has to get litigated for the next two years.” Why, yes, you would … if you weren’t completely preoccupied with slobbering all over the justices for finally handing in their homework. This omission guarantees that companies who paid these illegal levies won’t get their money back without an expensive fight. BASH: Let's start with the big question -- will you refund the roughly $134 billion taken by these tariffs? BESSENT: That's not the big question. That's bad framing BASH: Refunds are clearly gonna be up to you BESSENT: No no no. It's not up to me or the administration. It's up to the lower court Sun, 22 Feb 2026 14:09:03 GMT And if they do, it will be a windfall for their shareholders, not the consumers who paid for those tariffs in increased costs. It’s functionally a transfer of wealth from consumers to American businesses, with an assist from a demented despot. This is not the day that Chief Justice Roberts became a real jurist. This is three conservative justices who invited the president to pick consumers’ pockets for a full year before eventually telling him to knock it off — once they’d ensured that the chaotic fallout would persist for the rest of his term. We will not be applauding like trained seals because the person who left the bath running and flooded our collective house eventually wandered back and turned off the taps. The most important Supreme Court decision this century was Trump v. US. Roberts, Barrett, and Gorsuch all flubbed that one, agreeing that the president can do crimes with impunity. The fact that one time they actually did their damn jobs is no cause for celebration. It’s the bare, bloody minimum. |

