In today’s America, anyone can succeed - no matter how incompetent you are. I mean, just look at the president:
- Doesn’t read
- Can’t drive -
- Low impulse control
- Short attention span
- Cable-news–driven worldview
- Mocks disabled people
- Six bankruptcies
- 37 felonies
- Sexual abuser -
- Only eats garbage
- Grossly overweight
- Friends with pedophile sex traffickers
- Draft dodger
- Multiple divorces
- Children with multiple women
- Adulterer
- Bad in bed (according to a pornstar he cheated his wife with)
- Small hands

