Monday, March 09, 2026

Kristi Noem epitomizes the incompetence of this White House

 

Kristi Noem epitomizes the incompetence of this White House

By Frank Bruni

Is there a heart somewhere inside Kristi Noem, underneath all those costumes, behind all that lacquer? She makes no attempt to show it. Whether killing an inconvenient dog or slandering Minnesotans gunned down by federal agents, she picks cruelty over compassion — and, sadly, seems to equate that choice with strength.

 

Does she have a pinch, even a grain, of modesty? She spent tens of millions of taxpayer dollars on advertisements for, well, Kristi Noem. That seemed to peeve the president. From his underlings he expects compliments, not competition.

But another, less colorful trait of Noem’s should have disturbed him — and should unsettle us — even more, because it’s the root of so much of what’s wrong with Trump’s White House: an explanation of its dysfunctions, a key to its disgraces, a signal to the world of how fickle and foolish America has become. She’s unprofessional.

 

During her mercifully terminated stint as the homeland security secretary, she made extravagant claims without much if any attempt to ascertain their veracity. She used government resources in questionable ways. She treated public service as private amusement. That’s not how true professionals behave. But it’s how many senior officials in the Trump administration do.

 

And it’s a big part of my and many other observers’ profound apprehensions about the military strikes in Iran. We can’t trust that they got the degree of deliberation that war demands. We can’t assume temperance, reflection, rationality. Those hallmarks of professionalism aren’t values to which the Trump administration subscribes.

 

It’s a twisted culture, its warp and warts evident not only in the shenanigans at federal departments that routinely draw scrutiny but also in the melodrama at those that typically don’t. The inspector general for the Department of Labor, for example, is investigating allegations of professional misconduct by its leader, Lori Chavez-DeRemer, and several of her top aides. Chavez-DeRemer has been accused of using department resources for personal trips (something Noem is said to have done, too), having an affair with a member of her security detail (hold on to that thought), taking department workers to strip clubs (is this the new morale-building?) and drinking alcohol on the job.

 

Oh, and her husband, Dr. Shawn DeRemer, has been barred from the department’s offices because at least two women who work there have accused him of sexual assault (which he has denied).

 

Wild as all of that sounds, it’s actually a Trump-administration leitmotif.

In The Wall Street Journal last month, Michelle Hackman, Josh Dawsey and Tarini Parti wrote that Trump frequently wondered what was going on between Noem and one of her senior aides, Corey Lewandowski, who have repeatedly confronted questions about their conspicuous closeness.

 

“Lewandowski and Noem, who are both married, have publicly denied the reports of an affair, but people said they do little to hide their relationship inside the department,” The Journal article explained, adding: “The pair have lately been using a luxury 737 Max jet, with a private cabin in back, for their travel around the country, according to people familiar with the matter.”

 

Sounds comfy. And … familiar. Fancy trips, airborne love, unconventional doings with the security detail: It’s so very Kash Patel, the F.B.I. director, who timed a recent, government-funded excursion to Italy to coincide with the Winter Olympics, where he guzzled beer and whooped it up with the American hockey team after its victory over Canada. On many flights he’s accompanied by his girlfriend, Alexis Wilkins, “one of the best-protected country music singers in the United States,” as my Times colleague Elizabeth Williamson wrote recently in a triumph of understatement.

 

“F.B.I. tactical agents have ferried her to a resort in Britain before a dinner at Windsor Castle and to an appointment at a hair salon in Nashville,” Williamson continued. “Last April, agents in two S.U.V.s stood guard outside a senior center in Ronald Reagan’s boyhood home of Dixon, Ill., while she sang for a few dozen young conservatives.” I hope they enjoyed the concert.

 

There’s a tendency to talk of Noem, Patel and their perk-minded compatriots as grifters. The appellation certainly fits. It’s tempting to focus on the inadequate experience and kooky beliefs of flamboyant strivers — from Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the health secretary, to Tulsi Gabbard, the director of national intelligence — whom Trump has elevated to the top tiers of government.

 

But that obscures and gives short shrift to their fundamental sloppiness, selfishness, disregard for proper procedure, evasion of accountability. They simply don’t do their jobs — or at least don’t do them earnestly, maturely and competently.

 

That was clear early on, when the defense secretary, Pete Hegseth, used the messaging app Signal for a group chat that discussed sensitive military information, then dismissed any complaints about that cavalierly — an adverb that, when coupled with spitefully, covers about 99 percent of his behavior.

It’s clear when lawyers for the Justice Department — Alina Habba, Lindsey Halligan, Jeanine Pirro — have their cases thrown out or their appointments voided. When their boss, Pam Bondi, the attorney general, shows up at a congressional hearing with a crude cheat sheet filled with puerile insults. When Patel takes to social media to crow about developments in prominent investigations that turn out to be dead ends. When a major report released by a commission under Kennedy cites an array of nonexistent studies. When he or other members of Trump’s cabinet capriciously fire or haphazardly hire people for important positions.

 

I’m sure these administration officials deem professionalism overrated, outdated, an enemy of necessary disruption, a brake on real genius. It’s for slowpokes and prudes. It’s fussiness for fussiness’s sake.

Wrong. Professionalism recognizes that your job is bigger than you are. It rightly regards teamwork and discipline as handmaidens of accomplishment. It understands that a sturdy institution requires a code of conduct. And it sweats details, because if you get enough of those wrong, you get nothing at all right.

Noem, to be fair, sweated details — about her itinerary, her apparel, her accessories. But about the violence against Americans in cities that her armed agents flooded? She couldn’t be bothered. She had a plane to catch.

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