Trump’s corruption has become even more brazen. A website
promoting Trump’s cryptocurrency “meme coin,” $TRUMP, announced that the top
220 investors in the meme coin — proceeds of which go directly to Trump and his
family — would be invited to an “Intimate Private Dinner” with the president
and a “Special VIP tour.” The Justice Department has stepped in to help Trump in his appeal of
the $83 million jury award against him for defaming writer E. Jean Carroll,
which would amount to a gift by the taxpayers to Trump of millions of dollars
in legal fees. A Trump political appointee at the Treasury Department has asked the IRS to reconsider audits of two
“high profile friends of the president,” including MyPillow’s Mike Lindell, the
Post’s Jacob Bogage reported. And Musk’s SpaceX is poised to be given a juicy
contract by the Pentagon to build Trump’s “Golden Dome” missile shield.
For the Trump administration, it’s amateur hour
I wish
there were a Yiddish insult that captured the missteps we’re seeing from the
White House.
April 25, 2025 at 7:15
a.m. EDTToday at 7:15 a.m. EDT
I love it when MAGA bros speak Yiddish.
“The president deserves better than the current mishegoss at
the Pentagon,” John Ullyot, who just quit as a top aide to Defense Secretary
Pete Hegseth, wrote in a takedown of his former boss in Politico
this week.
Ullyot, who had been the department’s chief spokesman,
described “a month of total chaos at the Pentagon,” a “near collapse inside the
Pentagon’s top ranks” and a “full-blown meltdown at the Pentagon,” and he
alleged that “the Pentagon focus is no longer on warfighting, but on endless
drama.”
Let me offer Ullyot a heartfelt mazel tov, both for his
courage and for his use of the term “mishegoss” — which is on point, if not
entirely precise. It means, literally, “insanity,” though as the late Leo
Rosten noted in “The Joys of Yiddish,” mishegoss “is nearly always used in an
amused, indulgent way” to connote tomfoolery. But there is nothing amusing
about what these shmegegges are doing at the Pentagon.
Their insanity is putting the lives of our troops and security of our nation at
risk.
We now know the woefully unqualified Hegseth, a former Fox
News personality, shared details of a military operation in a second Signal
chat; this one, the New York Times reported, included his wife,
brother and lawyer. He also had the app put on his Defense Department computer. Hegseth
has purged his top staff — people he just hired — and blames them for a series
of damaging leaks. He set up a top secret briefing on China for Elon Musk,
ignoring an outrageous conflict of interest that even the Trump White House
couldn’t stomach. He brought his wife to sensitive meetings. He had a makeup studio set up for TV appearances,
CBS News reported.
Under Hegseth, the whole place has devolved into paranoia
and vulgar recriminations. Hegseth’s ousted chief of staff, two of his former colleagues told Politico,
“graphically described his bowel movements to colleagues in one high-level
meeting.”
Oy gevalt.
It’s not just at the Pentagon. Across the executive branch,
in agency after agency, it’s amateur hour under the Trump administration.
That titanic legal battle with Harvard University now
underway over academic freedom and billions of dollars in grants? The whole
thing might have been set off by mistake. The Times reported that
the university, after announcing its intention to fight the administration,
received a “frantic call from a Trump official” saying the administration’s
letter full of outrageous demands that provoked the standoff was “unauthorized”
and should not have been sent.
Likewise, in the celebrated case of Kilmar Abrego García,
deported from Maryland to El Salvador in violation of a court order, the Trump
administration blamed “an administrative error” and “an oversight”
for the original deportation. Now, the administration is trying to justify
Abrego García’s deportation retroactively with a statement from a disgraced
police officer who claims the Maryland resident was an “active member” of the MS-13 gang in Upstate
New York — where he has never lived.
And — oops — the administration did it again. On Wednesday,
a Trump-appointed judge ruled that the administration had deported another
person, a 20-year-old Venezuelan migrant, in violation of a court-approved settlement,
and must facilitate his return.
There’s mishegoss at the IRS, which is now on its fifth
commissioner in three months; the last one presided for only three days before being replaced
last week, the victim of a power struggle between Musk and Treasury Secretary
Scott Bessent that exploded into a shouting match in the West Wing.
There’s mishegoss at the Department of Homeland Security,
where Secretary Kristi Noem had her Gucci bag containing $3,000 in cash
stolen from under her seat at the Capital Burger restaurant in D.C. on Sunday.
This follows her recent visit to El Salvador, where she posed in front of
imprisoned deportees while wearing a $50,000 Rolex.
There’s mishegoss at the Department of Health and Human
Services, where Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. made the ridiculous claims this
week that “teenagers in this country have the same testosterone levels as
68-year-old men” and that diseases such as juvenile diabetes, rheumatoid
arthritis and lupus, which have been described in medical literature for
centuries, “were just unknown when I was a kid.”
There’s mishegoss in the White House briefing room, where
press secretary Karoline Leavitt this week gave a seat of honor and the first
question to far-right influencer Tim Pool, who has various white-nationalist ties and was funded
(unknowingly, he says) by a Russian propaganda outlet.
There’s mishegoss at the National Security Council, where
national security adviser Mike Waltz, while promoting the fiction that the
president’s unilateral executive orders are acts of Congress, claimed this week
that Trump “just passed an amazing executive order” — as
though it were a kidney stone.
But the meshuggener in chief resides in the Oval Office.
There, Trump announced this week that “the cost of eggs has come down like 93,
94 percent since we took office.” If that were true, eggs should now cost about
39 cents per dozen.
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Trump edged closer this week to admitting that the
centerpiece of his economic agenda — his trade war — was a mistake. Two weeks
ago, Trump was still attacking China for its “lack of respect” and raising
tariffs on Beijing to 145 percent. But as stock markets were finishing what
would have been their worst April since the Great Depression, Trump did another
about-face, as he had done earlier with his “reciprocal” tariffs. “We’re going
to be very nice” to China, he said this week, and the tariffs “won’t be anywhere
near” the current 145 percent. In China, which denied Trump’s claim that the
two countries were in talks, analysts claimed victory, citing Trump’s
“panicking.”
The markets also forced Trump to acknowledge error in his
plans to oust Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell. Last week, Trump proclaimed
that Powell’s “termination cannot come fast enough” and Trump’s top economic
adviser, Kevin Hassett, said “the president and his team will continue to
study” the legality of firing Powell. But Trump reversed himself this week,
saying he has no plans to fire Powell: “None whatsoever.
Never did.”
Why would anyone think otherwise?
The president can’t even seem to keep his endorsements
straight. Back in December, he endorsed Karrin Taylor Robson’s candidacy for
Arizona governor. But this week, he announced that he was also endorsing Robson’s opponent in the
GOP primary, Rep. Andy Biggs. He offered “MY COMPLETE AND TOTAL ENDORSEMENT TO
BOTH.”
We are by now all accustomed to Trump’s amateurism. When he
rolled out his “reciprocal” tariffs, they targeted penguin-occupied Antarctic
outposts and the like. When his administration rolled out its memo requiring a
government-wide spending freeze, the memo was quickly rescinded as White
House officials claimed it (like the Harvard
letter) hadn’t been approved.
The whole meshuggene administration could use some
oversight. So what is Congress doing? Well, Sen. Ron Johnson, Republican of
Wisconsin and chair of the Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations announced
this week that he would hold a hearing on ... his belief that the Sept. 11,
2001, attacks were an inside job. “Start with Building Seven,” he said during a podcast, referring to a common
conspiracy theory. He said that the World Trade Center structure collapsed
because of a “controlled demolition,” that the evidence was destroyed, and that
the National Institute of Standards and Technology’s investigation was “corrupt.”
Quoth QAnon Ron: “My guess is there’s an awful lot being covered up in terms of
what the American government knows about 9/11.”
Trump this week voiced his determination that “we’re not
going to be a laughingstock” among nations. It’s a bit late for that.
Let’s review where Trump’s mistakes have left us over the
last week.
The International Monetary Fund reduced growth forecasts for the United
States to just 1.8 percent this year, down from 2.8 percent last year, in large
part because of Trump’s trade war. After saying it would reach 90 trade deals
in 90 days, the administration has yet to negotiate even one. The CEOs of Walmart,
Target and Home Depot warned the president that his tariffs would lead to empty
shelves, as Axios first reported — part of what
caused Trump’s latest surrender on China. Markets were pleased, but Americans
have been deeply shaken. A Gallup poll found a record number of people saying
their personal financial situation is deteriorating. A
Reuters/Ipsos poll found only 37 percent of Americans approve of
Trump’s handling of the economy, lower than it ever was during his first term.
Fox News found that Trump is lower in public esteem than any other
president has been at the 100-day mark in more than a quarter-century.
Trump’s cruelty, by contrast, exceeds that of all others.
The Gothamist, a publication of New York Public Radio, carried a heartbreaking account this week of
migrant children at shelters in New York facing an immigration judge alone
because the Trump administration has cut off the funding that provides them
with lawyers. The judge explained why the United States wants to deport a group
that “included a 7-year-old boy, wearing a shirt emblazoned with a pizza
cartoon, who spun a toy windmill.” The Gothamist report went on: “There was an
8-year-old girl and her 4-year-old sister, in a tie-dye shirt, who squeezed a
pink plushy toy and stuffed it into her sleeve. None of the children were
accompanied by parents or attorneys, only shelter workers who helped them log
on to the hearing.”
In foreign affairs, Trump is proposing the most odious
appeasement in Europe since Neville Chamberlain abandoned the Sudetenland. He
is demanding Ukraine surrender the 20 percent of its country, including Crimea,
that Vladimir Putin has seized, and abandon any hope of joining NATO. When
Ukraine’s Volodymyr Zelensky understandably protested, Trump dismissed him as a
man with “no cards to play.” Putin continues some of his most savage attacks of
the war (Russian strikes on Kyiv early Thursday
killed at least 12 people and wounded about 90 others) in expectation that
Trump will force Ukraine to give up even more. “Vladimir, STOP!” Trump pleaded
in a Truth Social post on Thursday morning. (Trump simultaneously resumed his attacks
on our former friend and ally Canada, saying it “would cease to exist” as a country without U.S. support.)
Trump’s corruption has become even more brazen. A website
promoting Trump’s cryptocurrency “meme coin,” $TRUMP, announced that the top
220 investors in the meme coin — proceeds of which go directly to Trump and his
family — would be invited to an “Intimate Private Dinner” with the president
and a “Special VIP tour.” The Justice Department has stepped in to help Trump in his appeal of
the $83 million jury award against him for defaming writer E. Jean Carroll,
which would amount to a gift by the taxpayers to Trump of millions of dollars
in legal fees. A Trump political appointee at the Treasury Department has asked the IRS to reconsider audits of two
“high profile friends of the president,” including MyPillow’s Mike Lindell, the
Post’s Jacob Bogage reported. And Musk’s SpaceX is poised to be given a juicy
contract by the Pentagon to build Trump’s “Golden Dome” missile shield.
To arrest Trump’s ongoing abuses of power, judges have now
weighed in more than 100 times blocking his actions,
at least temporarily. Though Trump officials, including an increasingly
hysterical Stephen Miller, blame a “rogue,
radical-left judiciary” and “communist left-wing judges” (as Miller
screamed Wednesday night on Fox News’s “Hannity”), the judges include
conservatives such as Royce Lamberth, a Reagan appointee, who this week ordered
the administration to restore Voice of America.
Lamberth said the administration’s attempt to shut down VOA
was “a direct affront to the power of the legislative branch”
and said it would be “hard to fathom a more straightforward display of
arbitrary and capricious actions.”
Likewise, appellate Judge J. Harvie Wilkinson III, a
conservative icon, last week said the administration’s deportations without due
process were a threat to “the foundation of our constitutional order” and
should be “shocking not only to judges but to the intuitive sense of liberty
that Americans far removed from courthouses still hold dear.” Yet Trump
continues to worsen the constitutional crisis by ignoring or slow-walking
responses to court orders, not just in deportation cases but in cases where courts
have blocked the firing of federal workers, such as
those employed by the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau.
This largely illegal destruction of federal functions
continues to pile up casualties and proposed casualties: Food-safety
inspections. Efforts to make infant formula safer. Milk testing. Weather
balloons. Monitoring of IVF treatment safety. Data on maternal health. The
administration has even tried to sell off the Montgomery, Alabama, bus station where
Freedom Riders were attacked in 1961; it now houses the Freedom Rides Museum.
Republican Rep. Austin Scott of Georgia proposed a plan that would sharply cut
what the federal government spends on Medicaid. Happily, after a disastrous
quarter for Tesla (net income fell 71 percent, largely because of its CEO’s
antics), Musk said he would “significantly” reduce his time spent on his government
work, calling the cost-slashing effort “mostly done.” His boss is apparently
moving on. “He was a tremendous help,” Trump said on Wednesday, in an unmistakable shift to the past
tense.
And Trump continues to Trump. Twice in the last week, he
has posted a photo from the Oval Office of himself holding an image purporting to show the
knuckles of deportee Abrego García, with a message saying “He’s got MS-13
tattooed onto his knuckles.” But the “MS-13” characters are obviously
photoshopped, as clumsily done as Trump’s one-time manipulation of a government weather map with
a Sharpie.
Surrounded by young children at the White House Easter Egg
Roll, Trump entertained them by showing them a different photo: that of him, bloodied, after
last year’s assassination attempt.
Meshuggene doesn’t begin to capture it.