Friday, November 15, 2024

GaetzGate - Joe Klein

 


GaetzGate

The Sky Is Falling

Joe Klein

Nov 15

 

 

 

There I was, two days ago, blithely typing these words, “I find, rather amazingly, that I’m making a pretty good face of non-despair at the moment,” at which point the news arrived that Trump wanted Matt Gaetz to be Attorney General of the United States of America. And that he wanted Tulsi Gabbard to be Director of National Intelligence. And now, that he actually wants to endanger the nation’s children by appointing Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to run Health and Human Services.

Suffice to say, I have stopped making a pretty good face of non-despair. Edvard Munch’s Scream has nothing on me: I could spare the alphabet and just launch a page of infuriated exclamation points (!!!!…you get the picture) and dumfounded question marks (?????….). But words are all I got. Donald Trump is laughing at us—and he is testing the August and Supine Republican members of the Senate. Taken together with Pete Hegseth’s intention to eviscerate the military of anyone who ever breathed the same air as General Mark Milley, you have, rather quickly, a national crisis. Lindsey Graham has indicated he’s okay with this. I knew Lindsey before he became a puddle of brown sugar. He was an Air Force veteran, a JAG in Kandahar…but he’s now a willing stooge for the dismantling of the U.S. military. Will any Republicans stand up against this obscenity?

We know who and what Gaetz is—and we’ll probably know a lot more when the House Ethics Committee investigation leaks. I just heard a tape of Senator Markwayne Mullen of Oklahoma saying that Gaetz went around the House floor showing nude photos of his teeny-bop paramours and explaining that he would prep for party time with a cocktail of erectile dysfunction drugs and energy drinks (a concoction that hereafter might be known as the Viagra Bull). He could then “go all night.” I’ll bet.

One wonders whether Gaetz is being used as a Viagra Bull in a china shop to divert attention from the other bizarre Trump nominees. You should read David Ignatius on the terrible national security picks. The ever-excellent Tom Nichols has this to say, over at The Atlantic, about Tulsi Gabbard:

Gabbard ran for president as a Democrat in 2020, attempting to position herself as something like a peace candidate. But she’s no peacemaker: She’s been an apologist for both the Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad and Russia’s Vladimir Putin. Her politics, which are otherwise incoherent, tend to be sympathetic to these two strongmen, painting America as the problem and the dictators as misunderstood. Hawaii voters have long been perplexed by the way she’s positioned herself politically. But Gabbard is a classic case of “horseshoe” politics: Her views can seem both extremely left and extremely right, which is probably why people such as Tucker Carlson—a conservative who has turned into … whatever pro-Russia right-wingers are called now—have taken a liking to the former Democrat (who was previously a Republican and is now again a member of the GOP).

Also, Gabbard meets another Trump standard: she’s good looking. As are Pete Hegseth and Gaetz in a hilarious Hollywood villain sort of way.

(N.B.: We have been conditioned by feminists to ignore women’s looks. It is said to be sexist ogling. That should come to an end now. Not when the President relies so heavily on this annoyingly superficial factor when choosing advisors. It is also a natural human reaction: being attractive is a force multiplier that can not be denied and should, from time to time, be remarked upon. One lesson I shall take from this election is that the English language has been bowdlerized in a LatinXy way by the fems. It was never too awkward for me to call mankind “humankind,” but other formulations like “herstory” were just silly. As were the plural pronouns. They/them should be over now, too. The main purpose they served was to annoy people—and annoyed people, it turned out, voted in numbers in 2024. “Kamala is for They/Them” turned out to be a powerful punchline. (See the item below) Tolerance should be the order of the day for any choices people make about themselves, but not to the point of silliness…or political defeat by a thug. The re-correction of the language should extend beyond feminists to the legions of the politically-prissy word abusers: Recently, in a piece I wrote for a mainstream outlet, the word “homosexuals” was edited out and replaced by “the gay community.” I didn’t mind so much, even if it implied a political judgment that not all people might share; in fact, I sort of like the irony inherent in formerly oppressed people calling themselves “gay.” But I draw the line at LGBTQ+. It is the sexual equivalent of “people of color” and “undocumented” immigrants—a politically incorrect imposition on plain speaking. If we are ever to seize back a majority of voters from the Trumpers, we must speak truth to activists. We must be free to call a babe a babe.)

And Then, There Are The Democrats…

What am I? What is my political stripe? I’ll accept liberal in the classical, free speech, free enterprise, rule of law sense—and I considered myself a New Democrat in the 1990s, and a Never Trumper for the past decade. But when I look at the vast wasteland that is now the Democratic Party—an amalgamation of identity activists, post- socialists, teachers union members and deluded academics—I can pretty safely say, I am not one of them. I am not a Republican, either, obviously. As long as there is a binary choice between Trumper and Not, I’ll vote not. But it sure would be nice if Democrats took a look at reality and reformed themselves. What is reality? Well, this post-election poll by the Democratic firm Blueprint offers a solid glimpse:

KEY FINDINGS:

1.      The top reasons voters gave for not supporting Harris were that inflation was too high (+24), too many immigrants crossed the border (+23), and that Harris was too focused on cultural issues rather than helping the middle class (+17). 

2.      Other high-testing reasons were that the debt rose too much under the Biden-Harris Administration (+13), and that Harris would be too similar to Joe Biden (+12). 

3.      These concerns were similar across all demographic groups, including among Black and Latino voters, who both selected inflation as their top problem with Harris. For swing voters who eventually chose Trump, cultural issues ranked slightly higher than inflation (+28 and +23, respectively). [Emphasis mine.]

4.      The lowest-ranked concerns were that Harris wasn’t similar enough to Biden (-24), was too conservative (-23), and was too pro-Israel (-22).

There was all this blather about how Kamala had to “earn the votes” of black men, as if they were some unique category. But she also had to earn the votes of white men and women, and Latinos and Asians any everyone else. And going forward, the Dems are going to have to earn my pantheist, capitalist, cosmopolitan, internationalist, bibliophilic vote, too.

There is one other rule of the road going forward:

As horrific as Trump’s start has been, it is not impossible that he will inadvertently—or even advertently—do some good stuff. I will not be a reflexive anti-trumper. That would be boring for me and for you. And it would be irresponsible. So yes, I am extremely worried about the state of our democracy, but that goes both ways—so long as Democrats insist on confusing equality (of opportunity) with equity (of results). It will not be easy for me to give credit to a man I consider a mortal fool, but if it must be, it will be.

Total Pageviews

GOOGLE ANALYTICS

Blog Archive