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Trump is once again trying to talk his way out of the
latest violent episode in his miserable life
After
singlehandedly closing the Strait of Hormuz, destabilizing the entire world,
and bringing about needless death and destruction, I see Donald Trump is
contemplating surrender to Iran. Of
course the man with the “best words”is not putting it quite that way this
morning, because the man with the “best words” was working overtime, hands
flailing away while playing his invisible accordion, as he tried his best to
talk his way out of a catastrophic mess that was entirely of his own doing. After
a weekend of golf, and bragging to guests on the patio of Mar-a-Lago about
the size of the engine in his diesel-powered golf cart, Trump bloviated in
that spoiled-snot, idiotic way Monday morning that at some point during his
weekend of leisure we had “very strong talks” with Iran. Really,
pal? “Very strong talks?” Oh,
well, if they were “very strong” I guess that does it, and we can all relax
now, and get on with our lives. Can
we finally stop giving this supersonic moron a pass for his diarrhea of the
mouth, and making up conversations that never happened? This has been going
on for the better part of a decade, and we really need to circle back and
decide again we have had more than enough of this, and simply have to get
back to expecting more from a president. Trump
opens his big, fat mouth, random words just fly out of it, and the press
reports them unchallenged and almost completely without context. I wrote the book on it several
years ago, and finally surrendered myself, because it was clear as day too
many Americans were just fine with having a complete, dumb-shit for a
president. I am
way past sick and tired of these Americans, but more on that for another day. Trump
is a stupid idiot, and is not only incapable of deep thought, but any
thought. He is a hyena with a reusable “get out of jail free” card, who has
been led around by his ridiculous, painted orange nose his entire miserable
life through failed businesses, marriages and now presidencies. Only
hours before telling the world about his fictional “very strong talks” with
Iran, he was asked about the horrific collision at LaGuardia Sunday night,
and he said this: “They made a mistake. It’s a dangerous business. That’s
terrible.” “They
made a mistake.” This
is the nuclear-powered idiot who casually thrust the world into an
unnecessary, intentional, catastrophic mistake that we will all be paying for
for years, and long after he is blessedly gone. He
has no idea what he is doing. Let
me try that again: HE
HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE IS DOING. This
needs to be said over and over again. He
is a failure of a man, who lost this stupid, senseless war the minute it
started. Thousands
of human beings are needlessly dead, among them school children, and members
of our military, both of whom he could care less about. He treats them all
like so many Big Macs to be devoured to feed his endless appetite for chaos,
and affirmation he never got growing around people who loved him so much,
they just couldn’t wait to kick him the hell out of their cavernous mansion
because it wasn’t big enough to keep them all separate, and from killing each
other. And
when the real fighting started, he chickened out of that, too, because
service to himself is more important than service to his country. Trumps
don’t love this country, they feed off it. None
of them serve. So
Trump is surrendering today after his “very strong talks” because last week
Iran used small, cheap weapons to blow up energy complexes in Qatar, Kuwait
and Saudi Arabia. This is easy as pie, and was never given any consideration
from the dry drunk and human oil slick, Pete Hegseth, who is leading a
military that as a veteran, I still believe deserves so much better. The
longer Trump’s idiotic, unnecessary war goes, the more damage will be
inflicted on these gas and oil reserves that have a disgraceful and outsized
impact upon world order. If
only there were cheaper, safer options to oil out there … For
its part, Iran has denied there were any talks at all this weekend, much less
“very strong” ones, and will be content to wait out Trump and all those
invisible voices in his head, until he has extinguished every bad option on
his supersized menu. Here
is the statement they posted on social media: “No negotiations have
been held with the U.S. Fake news is used to manipulate the financial and oil
markets.” This
was a senseless war, started by a complete sociopath and failure of a man,
whose second term in office has been an authoritarian disaster area, and we
will pay through the nose for both of these things for many years to come. Like
this barbaric regime itself, nothing good was ever going to come out of this
sad chapter of American history. But
since very strong words carry the day in America these days, here’s a few
more: Trump and his bloodthirsty regime can all go straight to hell. |
