Why You Should Never Let Kylie Jenner
Endorse Your Product
Authenticity, not hype, is the best
way to build your brand.
I'm sure that it was a major PR and ego blow to the team at Snap
-- and apparently to Snap's market cap --
when, to the utter surprise and amazement of the social media morons who
breathlessly track and "report" on all this commotion and noise, one
member of the hyper-alliterative Kardashian family (does
it really matter which one?) abruptly decided to abandon her
stupefying Snapchatting in favor of some equally superficial
and petulant posturing on Instagram. This news somehow disturbed the social
media universe and the stock market at the same time. More importantly, it also
confirmed once again that having your product or service in Facebook's sights
is never a good place for any young business to be.
I'd say that you can
really begin to believe the end of the world is near when the allegedly
rational and arguably analytical stock market reacts instantly, if
thoughtlessly, to trivial and wholly manufactured "news" like this
and immediately erases a billion dollars of value. True, this is a stock that
was and continues to be grossly overvalued. I guess, in that respect, you could
say, "no harm, no foul," since this was a business which deserved getting
its just rewards. Or maybe the better way to put it is that, if your whole
business is built on social media hype and
fundamental lies from Day One, then it's entirely fitting that
your future fortunes should live or die based on the same artificial factoids
and frenzied reliance on the feeble functionaries who make up this make-believe
world.
But the good news is
that I think we may finally be coming to the belated realization that the vast
majority of the world -- including most of the people who pay attention
(engagement, not eyeballs), really buy things (actual revenues), and matter
materially to marketplaces (making money, not made-up metrics) -- just don't care
about celebrities any more.
Movie stars don't
matter much when movie theater attendance is at a 20-year low. Traditional
TV is in the toilet, with half the millennials now totally disconnected and
cutting the cable so TV "stars" are also toast. And since so many of
us no longer believe what we see on the tube anyway, the credibility of our
newscasters is colossally low. Amazon is now the most trusted brand in the U.S.
and because we all get our news from social media channels -- not TV -- the
traditional networks' "brands" are busted -- most people couldn't
tell you the actual source of any news they know, but they can typically tell
you where they saw it on social media.
We just don't care what any of these people do or say; their
inauthentic product endorsements and touching tributes are increasingly
ineffective and not worth the inflated costs of securing them; and as their
recent, and massively counter-productive, political involvement convincingly
demonstrated, we certainly don't care what they "think," if that's
what it can be called. YouTube lost about $300 million learning these new
realities a couple of years ago when it tried to launch 100 celebrity-based
channels and no one showed up to watch.
And when you move
downstream from the arguably talented film folks to the cretins that pass for
reality-TV celebs, things get even worse. It's hard to imagine that anyone
could care about the actions, antics, attitudes and altercations of these
C-level, no-talent bozos who are unceasingly foisted upon us by the people who
program cable and curate the new digital media channels. If the people in the
control booths think that we identify with these idiots (rather than laughing
at them), they're even more out of touch than anyone suspected.
Humiliation TV jumped the shark years ago, but clearly not
everyone got the message. The current cast of characters on most of these shows
are people we're much more likely to pity than to regard as peers. Ignorance in
action is never attractive when we're trying to learn something of value.
Interestingly, if you track the evolution of Shark Tank, the shift is very clear. The balance of
featured businesses has moved dramatically toward winners and celebrations of
success, and no longer do we see anywhere near the number of clueless creators
who used to be a big part of the program.
Peer-to-peer
programming, people we can relate to and respect, and enhanced mediated
connections are where we're headed. There's a very good reason that Netflix,
which is totally data-driven and responsive to our demonstrated desires, is now
bigger than cable. We're looking for substance, not sparkle. Live streaming
media -- whether it's interactive education, practical conversations, or group
exercising -- are the models for the future. We want a sense of community, we
want shared experiences, we want real and valuable content, and we want
authentic communication and sharing.
The Kardashian krash
tells you that most of the media guys still haven't gotten the message. That's
why the medium is such a mess.
