Oh, CBS News. Oh, 60 Minutes. Once upon a time, you were the media’s apex predator—the saber-toothed, steel-balled, Nixon-mauling beast that made corporate titans and crooked politicians soil their designer slacks at the mere tick-tick-tick of your stopwatch. Back then, Mike Wallace didn’t just interview you—he carved your soul into lunch meat and served it with a side of righteous indignation. That relentless ticking wasn’t just a countdown; it was a death knell for liars everywhere. You could practically hear boardroom sphincters clenching coast to coast. Now? That infamous stopwatch is just the metronome for a symphony of silence—counting down the seconds until you swap your spine for access, your legacy for applause, and your soul for a seat at the bullies’ table. Fast forward to last night, and what do we get? Not fearless journalism, but the sound of journalistic balls shriveling up and receding back into the corporate torso. And for what? For who? For Donald Trump—a man whose ego is matched only by his capacity for self-pity, stockpiling slights and vendettas like a doomsday prepper hoards canned beans—and his new bestie, Bari “I’m not a journalist, but I play one on Twitter” Weiss.
Let’s not bury the lede here: CBS, the Tiffany Network, the house that Murrow built, just killed—no, let’s say it correctly, murdered—a 60 Minutes exposé on Trump’s illegal, human-rights-violating, brown-people-shredding deportations to El Salvador. The story was vetted, checked, lawyered to hell and back, ready to go. But then, like a man angrily shaking a snow globe because the fantasy inside stopped responding, Trump threw a fit—still furious that 60 Minutes interviewed Marjorie Taylor Greene without first kneeling for permission, because his ego is a raw nerve wrapped in barbed wire—and suddenly, poof, the story was gone. Vanished. Yanked hours before airtime like the Epstein prison camera that mysteriously malfunctioned at the exact, exquisitely convenient moment it was most needed. And since then, there’s been a lot of polite throat-clearing. A lot of process talk. A lot of vague hand-waving about how these things “just happen” in newsrooms. Which is rich, coming from the same network that spent the previous week running that Erika Kirk town hall on a permanent IV drip — a slack-jawed exercise in empty airtime that played everywhere, all the time, like a screensaver for a dying cable-news brain. You couldn’t escape it. Cable, streaming, social clips, airport TVs. Apparently that required no additional reporting. No soul-searching. No journalistic hesitation. Just endless, frictionless saturation. And that was a choice. Bari Weiss, the self-appointed Joan of Arc of Cancel Culture, made it—not to fix the system, but to kneel before it, like a museum guide assigned to the world’s saddest exhibit—hovering, fussing, white-gloving something small, limp, and deeply unimpressive. This is the same Bari Weiss who made her bones whining about “woke mobs” at the New York Times, who couldn’t hack it when people disagreed with her, who ran off to Substack to play the world’s smallest violin for herself and her billionaire backers. Now she’s in the big chair at CBS News, and her first real legacy move is to hand Trump a kill switch for journalism. Those were the correspondent’s words. Direct quote. No varnish. Sharyn Alfonsi, the reporter who worked the story, told colleagues that pulling the segment “is not an editorial decision, it is a political one.” She warned that if an administration’s refusal to cooperate is allowed to kill a story, CBS has effectively handed the White House a kill switch — a veto over any reporting it doesn’t like. Refuse comment. Threaten consequences. Stomp your feet. Watch the story die. And what did Weiss offer instead? Among her helpful little “suggestions” was adding an interview with Stephen fucking Miller. Stephen Miller—the human pencil sketch of a hate crime. A whiny little weirdo who didn’t just drift toward cruelty; he wined and dined it, sent it a bouquet of black roses, and probably wrote it bad poetry in his high school notebook. He’s the guy who would’ve rewritten “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” so the Whos end up in cages. This is the co-architect of child separation, the dead-eyed policy gremlin who turned suffering into a spreadsheet. The man whose legacy is ICE agents kneeling on pregnant women, prying toddlers from their parents’ arms, dragging sobbing children across linoleum like lost luggage at LaGuardia Weiss even supplied Miller’s contact information, inviting the arsonist to approve the fire report. CBS’s official statement, repeated like a laminated excuse slid across conference tables, was: “We determined it needed additional reporting.” Which is corporate for we panicked and folded. A very well-placed source said flatly that the segment did not need additional reporting. It had gone through every layer of fact-checking. Every legal review. Every standard. There was nothing missing—except Trump’s blessing. And since when does 60 Minutes need approval from the subject of an investigation to tell the truth? It’s like Judge Judy stopping mid-verdict to ask the deadbeat if he needs a minute, a hug, and a snack before continuing. Like The Great British Bake Off refusing to judge a cake because the baker cried, blamed the oven, and threatened to write a Medium post. Like To Catch a Predator offering the predator a branding consultant and a gentle opportunity to explain that accountability felt “too aggressive.” That’s not caution. That’s rolling over, belly-up, and begging the bully to scratch. It’s not journalism—it’s Stockholm Syndrome with a press pass. If this were just about television, it would be pathetic. But this isn’t an abstraction — there are human lives on the other side of this decision.
The story she killed was about people—real, breathing, suffering people—being thrown into the meat grinder of El Salvador’s CECOT prison, a place so notorious it makes Rikers look like a Sandals resort. These are people deported by the United States into a regime that treats human rights like a piñata at a narco birthday party. CBS had the receipts. They had the footage. They had the interviews. They had a chance to force the country to look directly at what’s being done in its name. But Bari Weiss decided Trump’s feelings mattered more. She decided the comfort of the powerful outweighed the suffering of the powerless. She decided CBS News should function less like journalism and more like customer service for authoritarians. This is how democracies rot. Not with a bang, but with a memo. Not with censorship laws, but with “editorial judgment.” Not with jackboots, but with a story quietly spiked because a cable-news-dependent rage blob experienced unsupervised journalism as a hate crime. History may not repeat, but it sure as shit does rhyme. The Pentagon Papers. Watergate. Abu Ghraib. Every time, it took journalists willing to say fuck it, the truth matters more than access. Now access is everything, and truth is optional. This is one of the biggest scandals in the history of broadcast media. A fully vetted 60 Minutes investigation was pulled hours before airtime because a sitting president objected. That has no modern precedent. And everyone inside journalism knows it. This wasn’t caution. It was obedience. Bari Weiss didn’t defend journalism—she handed power the blueprint to suffocate it. She didn’t just blink in the face of pressure; she showed every future administration exactly how effortless it is to muzzle the press: stonewall, menace, and watch the newsroom fold. She didn’t protect the Fourth Estate—she taught those in power how to bulldoze it, one cowardly retreat at a time. And if this stands—if journalists shrug, if executives hide behind statements, if reporters convince themselves this was a one-off—then the stopwatch might as well stop ticking altogether. Because it won’t be counting down to accountability anymore. It’ll just be keeping time while democracy quietly bleeds out off-camera. And by the time the camera cuts back, the country it was meant to protect will already be gone. |
